DEI SCAM
Planes fall from the sky? Blame a Black [person], the DEI hire. Skimping on quality assurance measures, and firing ‘whistle blowers’ doing their job by pointing out technical hazards, had nothing to do with Boeing's staggeringly incomplete performances. The Stock Market crash, a DEI letdown. Pick one from 1929 through 2008. 2008 was a ‘post racial’ USA, so, yes. Trick question. The scheme for shorting housing loans, inducing a massive, global housing and financial crisis, Blame A Black—the political strategy that never fades. Somewhere in Project 2025, purely conjecture, having a Black person around as a scapegoat will be the new DEI initiative. DEI, aka BAB, or Blame A Black, functions as follows: anything goes wrong, point at [insert that generation's top 3 Black names]. HR/ PR coverup: that person’s like family, onus the farts, and other stinks, on them. It’s not about race. By the way, having a romantic and sexual relationship with Blacks and Browns means you're not racist. That's in the Gospel According To Plantation Owner.
Was suffsing bleach drinking, despite the bottles’ warnings, warnings accompanied with drawings in case someone illiterate in the bottles’ language, a message transmitted via the schoolyard telephone game with many a negro? Not the AI negroes from the holiday party picture, but a real one that probably polishes Donnie’s chains. Chains are fashionable among the Black community, showing off the 'bling' comes next as a lure-them-in tactic. Mention that there is only one letter difference in the spelling of melanin and Melania. Oh, snap. You've secured the Black relatability vote. Blare the club horns. Dodging bullets, mugshots, golden sneakers, uniting the red and the blue, mission accomplished.
What some of us would like to know, in plain terms: shall we expect any coverage on the white male shooter from the not-a-drive-by-shooting Saturday? Chattering about DEI caches that a registered Republican, Caucasian—didn’t mention color—male, under 35-years-old shooter attempted an in-party assassination. His background check, and gun acquisition, likely another DEI failure.
Based on the DEI-results-in-misery reasoning, nothing short of a miracle that the White House has not crumbled by now. Formerly enslaved individuals, excuse me, joy-filled employees, without specialized degrees in architecture, engineering, contracting, or the like, built the White House. The house where the highest servant of the land resides. Last anyone who cares verified, the president is a public servant. Black women are forced, pardon me, expected to be of service, why can’t Kamala, or any negress, voluntarily fulfill the highest service position there is? Is it too posh a servitude? Black women can raise others’ children, clean houses, be secretaries, all honorable professions, but can’t deviate. Kamala, purring and meowing along to a meow mix playlist of sorts, missed TLC’s decree, ‘Don’t go chasing waterfalls.’ Loud and late—such a Black woman.
This just in: not a single negro moved the iceberg during one of the many Triangular Trade cruises. Lack of passenger initiative resulted in the fatalities on April 14-15, 1912. Captain Edward Smith, a naval officer, is off the hook. Hook, in line with the maritime theme, also in the sense of accountability, not in the AAVE for ‘cool.’ In the air, on land, on water, DEI ruins everything. The mentally inferior aboard that large-scale DEI recruitment, could have proven they wanted better circumstances had they pulled themselves up by their shackles. Those kinds of negroes didn't want upward mobility badly enough.
Now those problems are solved, we shall go yonder to the kitchen. Needs me the fried chicken to continue the stream of thoughts. My cabinet spice rack has Jackson’s, not Lowry’s—disappointment from the Black community is ceaseless. Apparently, this Scots-Irish man, with indentured servants for ancestors, is self made. Andrew Jackson carved a pathway for his deserving friends, that’s how you get your portrait onto a 25$ Bill. AJ the true influencer, the common man president. As the 7th Commander-In-Chief, he believed education an overrated, non-requirement for presidency.
Knock ambitious Blacks females down several pegs. Dorothy Vaughn, Mary Jackson, and Katherine Johnson’s Project Mercury calculations, the formulas that kept the USA in the space race, safely put John Glenn into orbit, and established the fundamentals of astronautics—all DEI. Katherine Johnson, so lazy, high school student by age 10, and summa cum laude college graduate and professional teacher by 18. AJ fought in the Revolutionary War at 13-years-old, take that. AJ wins. Rumor has it that Johnson’s mathematical precision, which rocketed whilst attending an HBCU during Jim Crow, charted the paths of Apollo 11 and 13. Arguably, due to their uppity involvement, NASA stands for No Actual Space Activity; therefore, the likes of Musk and Bezos had nothing to extrapolate from for their space ambitions. Wait, the predominantly white male decision makers at NASA launched Challenger in defiance of O-ring failure warnings. Plenty of spectators witness that massive failure and gross negligence. The opposite of a Black woman is the white man. Too bad they didn’t have a DEI scapegoat.
Worth mentioning that commonality doesn’t automatically equal solidarity. Plenty of white male influencers supported Affirmative Action. Dr. John Summerskill, former president of San Francisco State University, championed integration and the development of an African American Studies Department, as a whole white man. In 1968, he risked his livelihood for the cause. Ahead of his expulsion, he secured 350+ seats for incoming students, and vocalized increasing Black instructors for the new department. His successor, a Canadian, meaning immigrant, with Japanese ancestry, ergo his family could have easily been targeted, and detained in internment camps during the Second World War, cozied up to white racists. S.I. Hayakawa misused his power when all the people wanted was an education.
His militant style garnered praise from then Governor Reagan. Students, parents, Black Student Unioners, Black Panthers, and community members in alliance with 'highly legitimate complaints'—to quote former President Summerskill— left on stretchers with cracked skulls, bloody faces, bruises, and other major physical injuries. Worst of all, BSU recruited, tutored, and mentored all the incoming students; furthermore, there was a local volunteer requirement for the newbies in order to create participants in society. The American Federation of Teachers joined forces with the students who yearned for African American Studies and qualified professors. Police and state troopers were welcomed by the governor, school president, and parts of the administration.
Class assimilation and ascension, the crux of the American dream, comes with addenda: not as a poor person, and less so for being poor and Black. S.I. Hayakawa, much like those who practice anti-Black and strategic racism, draw their lines of demarcation at the poverty element. Leave your plight over there, less we, the powers that be from elected officials to ordinary citizens, criminalize your edacious ambitions. Those in the back taking notes write, 'It be your own people' and ‘They bite the hand that feeds them.’
Ronald Reagan, during his gubernatorial reign in California, instituted the increase of college tuition. Thanks, Ronnie. He responded to the demand for African American and Asian American studies with, ‘Get rid of the undesirables… those who are there to carry signs and not to study might think twice to carry picket signs.’ According to the Library of Congress ‘Immigration and Relocation’ presentation, Reagan’s ancestry is traced back to the Scot-Irish who fled religious, economic, and political persecution in Europe. Many came by way of indentured servitude. Perhaps he forgot that the Irish and their ancestors were considered ‘undesirable’, not only in England, but also in the US. That’s transcontinental ire. Hangover-induced amnesia, Ronnie? Bad Irish stereotype. Forgive me for the reverse racism. Bad Black Girl. Very bad Black Girl.
The infamous, NINA—No Irish Need Apply—signs advertised the Hibernophobia. In England, aka Ireland and USA's original colonizer, Irish immigrants who fled post-Second World War, battled xenophobia in housing, along with employment. Possibly safe to say this anti-Irish sentiment realized itself in schools. Irish people were not white. ‘Irish Americans were often antagonized by organizations such as the American Protective Association (APA) and the Ku Klux Klan.’ The Library Of Congress told me, this is the other library, not the one from the United Negro College Fund, so you know it’s good. Irish people in the US received white status during the Antebellum period. Ask someone old enough about the ‘No Irish No Blacks No Dogs’ socially-acceptable signs up in the 1950s and 1960s. You’ll find a relative who can give you a firsthand account of your very group’s struggles because all this was but a few generations ago. Poor and lower-income whites felt, and still feel, the ramifications of college tuition increase. If only Nancy's 'Just Say No' applied to bigotry and made its way to pillowtalk. Nibble the ear, boost the cowboy’s ego, whisper sweet nothings along the lines of 'leave the poor people alone, poke at me.'
According to Noel Ignatev, ‘many of the newly arrived Irish, hungry, and desperate, were willing to labor for less pay than free persons of color.’ Once inside, they distinguished themselves as different from freed Blacks. The white Irish men on the inside refused to work with freed Black persons. Irish angst at work for rights was viewed differently than Irish violence directed at Black workers. Indentured servants turned on Black people at the creation of race as a social construct. The derogatory ideas of ‘Good Jewishness’—more to come—, the ‘model minority’ Asianness, and 'I'm not Black I'm [insert Latin heritage], serve as modern examples of posh distancing of oneself from the perceived 'lower' group. BAB still circulates in the class ascension consciousness.
Pop Quiz Time.
How many generations removed grants access to becoming the oppressed oppressor?
Instead of dismantling bad systems that are undeniably immoral, it’s foaming-at-the-mouth eagerness to participate and eventually amass power to now be a part of the bad systems. Clout over character is most fashionable these days. Not surpassing the gold sneakers, fret not, Donnie.
Especially for the classist, the ones obsessively telling people hard work accompanied by a strong tug on the bootstraps, did it occur to you and your circles that effective hurdles block individuals from gaining the solution to the mental pet peeve that is poverty? Take for instance a car. Obviously it's stolen. Here, the stolen car represents the upward mobility apparatus. The individual worked demoralizing jobs tirelessly. Saved ardently. And finally got—wink—the car, the map, the fuel, the toll fare, and the plates and stickers are up-to-date. All the person, booted of course, needs to do is get across the bridge they were told to get to. If that bridge is blocked, discovered upon arrival, the driver obliges, even though others managed to get on hassle free. The detoured route led to another one with unpaved streets that flatten a tire. The driver, booted and prepared because there is commitment to progress, changes the punctured tire. The driver reaches a bridge that’s supposed to function. The driver came all this way only to find out, the designated rejector at the redirected bridge will only allow those with a certain make and model, or diploma from a select few schools, access. The very ones who chastise the individuals, what say you of the systems dedicated to blocking entry? Once my neighbor turns down that loud rap music, I'll listen. When the powerless who have deprived themselves are redirected somewhere, and the goalposts continually move, why are they blamed? That’s as valid as scolding another driver for obeying traffic signs. Eventually the ambitious, diligent driver will run out of energy, not because they didn’t want it badly enough: even the best of athletes retire at some point. Correction, only the African Americans give up eventually. The African marathon winners never stop. That's why international Blacks are better than domestic ones.
The situation where the students and workers are scapegoated for deliberate, structural problems beyond their control, are expected to be a long-suffering participants, ofttimes feeling penalized for trying, or daring to dream beyond their means, validates the vicious cycle where the privileged spectators maintain the status quo and do nothing but condemn at every angle. The interwars continue and the next generation repeats the social tendency of othering and bludgeoning with the grief and deceit those who could go without that. The pseudo-sapient argument that the person, not the system, is faulty is counterintuitive: you want the poor to go away, for someone’s convenience, yet so much is done to keep them there, also at the behest of someone’s convenience. Status equals power and with no one ‘below’, the egocentric podium would collapse. The appurtenances of strategic, and anti-Black racism in particular, maintain their luster whenever historically marginalized groups forget their US origin, affirmative action, stories. Regrettably, the inability to deviate from anti-Black racism anchors us all to eventual ruin. That was a lot. I purchased shrooms with my welfare royalty assistance. Sometimes I take people along on my trips. They get deep. By shrooms, I mean cocaine.
BACK TO KAMALA
Kamala the cat lady can’t move past losing rock, paper, scissors to Barack. There’s one colored DEI president, get over it. He’s president, you’re VP. He won fair and square. Go to a pet store, volunteer at a nursery, do anything but command and chief the US. That pothead missed the last few underground BPPM, Black People Plotting Meetings.
Wasps sting, once the strategic racial poison takes hold, the self interests begin.
All giggles and laughs aside, who saves the U.S. when democracy has been handed over and taken for granted? Though highly questionable at times, the US intervenes in global affairs; who will do the same for us if the political situation further deteriorates? Afghanistan? Iraq? No one benefits from egoism, not even the centric one out for self. Dubbed 'the highest court of the land', graduates with their exclusive degrees, blatantly display a level of corruption that positioned the 'Land of The Free' to global and domestic precarity. The country's identity crisis turned into a bad personality disorder.
While there still is a democracy, grab it. Snatch a la Black women in line for their welfare checks. This is the final straw before the love of your life, aka democracy, exits and files the divorce papers. You can't undo a divorce. You can't uncrash a plane, and expect a revived corpse deprived of oxygen for hours to maintain its lustre. Regrettably, the world is full of face-saving apologies that mean nothing, especially when the option to turn everything around was ignored. Once the old lady drops the necklace in the ocean, better believe it's lost. There’s no hope for retrieval. The Triangular Trade Cruise Lines went bankrupt. But wait, Kamala is half Asian. Asians are the 'model minorities' and Black women are the servants, which means her genetic makeup is the sine qua non of the DEI public servant president. Democracy’s ruin remains one of the few arenas where BAB applies. Iight.
Xo,
Co
*Overheard an anchor on the news, full chest, say that the airplanes’ problems—ie door falling off mid-flight, were no doubt caused by DEI. I laughed and started this, which took a life of its own. He later went on talking about the VP. More reports about Vice President Kamala Coconut Tree Brat Harris being a DEI candidate from the mouths of women. Sometimes you have to meet absurdity with absurdity. I'mmmmm not endorsing any candidate.